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"What's the difference between a compostaphile and compostaphobe?

To rot or not to rot, that is the question..."


Gardeners often have a keen sense of humor. (It's what makes it possible to garden despite early freezes, late frosts, drought, floods, and voracious bugs and pests!) Here's a great place to share jokes and witty quips.

(Do keep in mind our Acceptable Use Policy and do not submit material that could be considered offensive, indecent, abusive, hateful, harassing, libelous, profane, vulgar or unlawful. Information that you place on our service must be your own original content; if it isn't, you must obtain permission from the content owner and provide due credit.) Now have some fun!

SubjectTopic StarterRepliesLast Post
Reminder: Keep it clean -- [Sticky] dave 27 Oct 8, 2008 1:16 PM
Mirror mirror on the wall tapla 6 Nov 22, 2008 8:04 PM
2 women talking in heaven diamndsnjns 0 Nov 22, 2008 12:31 PM
But, Mom!! Molamola 2 Nov 22, 2008 11:22 AM
Texas Three-Kick Rule rentman 0 Nov 21, 2008 7:47 AM
Friends Forever GrammysGardenAZ 1 Nov 20, 2008 7:53 PM
BREAKING NEWS schickenlady 2 Nov 19, 2008 2:04 PM
INSTALLING A HUSBAND rentman 4 Nov 18, 2008 7:16 AM
Do You want to live to 80 Farmerdill 4 Nov 18, 2008 7:11 AM
4 husbands kays_camelot 2 Nov 18, 2008 7:08 AM
Blonde GUY joke rentman 10 Nov 18, 2008 7:04 AM
I always wanted to be a Lawer rentman 1 Nov 18, 2008 5:04 AM
Pregnant Turkey Story tonyjr 3 Nov 17, 2008 6:14 PM
Cookies Anyone? Tir_Na_Nog 21 Nov 17, 2008 6:47 AM
shoebox flowerjen 1 Nov 15, 2008 8:15 AM
Lesson in Lawyers se_eds 2 Nov 12, 2008 7:46 AM
Over 70 rentman 0 Nov 12, 2008 1:01 AM
Don't mess with old people. tonyjr 1 Nov 10, 2008 9:12 PM
Exercise of the brain tonyjr 5 Nov 10, 2008 5:07 PM
You got to be Sure rentman 1 Nov 7, 2008 11:01 AM
Oh, no... Molamola 0 Nov 6, 2008 6:57 PM
A doctor was tonyjr 0 Nov 5, 2008 9:46 AM
Nightowls 59: Come on in and chat sometime gardenwife 15 Nov 4, 2008 11:40 PM
halloween tonyjr 2 Nov 3, 2008 5:10 PM
Take Time Yo Watch and Listen VGMKY 4 Nov 3, 2008 5:07 PM
Governments and Two Cow Philosophy Molamola 2 Nov 2, 2008 9:24 PM
It's a Halloween joke BeaHive 0 Nov 1, 2008 12:10 AM
Have a SPOOKY Halloween! DonM47 0 Oct 31, 2008 3:16 PM
Free Lunch snipe 0 Oct 30, 2008 2:03 PM
The love story of Ralph and Edna... tonyjr 0 Oct 29, 2008 5:21 PM
Happy Birthday Tir_Na_Nog 0 Oct 29, 2008 9:13 AM
Don't mess with an Englishman Molamola 1 Oct 28, 2008 3:02 PM
brooms flowerjen 0 Oct 28, 2008 11:05 AM
Aman with a pegleg.............. meezersfive 1 Oct 27, 2008 2:42 PM
Color your Pumpkins and other interesting Halloween Treats VGMKY 1 Oct 26, 2008 5:29 PM
Dear Billy Joe Bob, rentman 1 Oct 23, 2008 1:12 PM
I don't know ? rentman 4 Oct 23, 2008 9:44 AM
Words to live by! rentman 4 Oct 22, 2008 4:48 PM
Today's funny meezersfive 1 Oct 22, 2008 12:12 PM
The Hokey Pokey rentman 0 Oct 22, 2008 8:38 AM
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