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On Saturdays, the Writer's Group would like to say thanks by presenting a "You Supply The Caption" photo. A gardening related photo will be presented, and you the Readers will provide humorous captions. The wit available on Dave's is some of the best around, so please join in the fun! This feature is not a "for compensation" article - just our way of saying Thanks for reading. Hope you enjoy...now let's hear some funny stuff!
Farmer Jones knew in his heart that the tiny sapling could now make it on it's own, but he had become obsessed....
I'm a long time DG'er, super merry wife to the greatest guy on this earth, Michael. By day, we're self employed Mortgage Bankers along with my son Andy. By evenings and weekends we're gardeners trying to get the best out of 3 acres that we can.
Andy and DDIL Michelle gave us the greatest gift of all this past year. We hope to inspire our Grandson to have the same love of gardening we do.
I truly hope you'll enjoy the occasional articles I submit and most importantly have fun cooking from your garden or your local farms.
Happy Gardening and Garden Cooking to all!
Posted by smallplot (from Tallahassee, FL) on July 8, 2008 at 2:19 PM:
Bonsai on steroids!
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on July 8, 2008 at 2:41 PM:
Hilarious !!
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Subject: Afro Silo
Posted by SuzeScott (from Tempe, AZ) on July 7, 2008 at 9:31 PM:
Groovy
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Subject: Nowadays you just can't
Posted by torchlily (from New Richmond, OH) on July 7, 2008 at 11:01 AM:
Nowadays you just can't find a good tree wrap like you used to.
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on July 7, 2008 at 11:17 AM:
**giggle**
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Subject: Farmer Jones' find
Posted by nanabest1 (from Clarkston, MI) on July 7, 2008 at 9:44 AM:
Is that a "Barnacle"?
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on July 7, 2008 at 9:51 AM:
:)
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Subject: What would be the perfect spiller?
Posted by Toria_WI (from Eau Claire, WI) on July 7, 2008 at 9:08 AM:
What would be the perfect spiller?
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on July 7, 2008 at 9:51 AM:
lol :)
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Subject: I need to move that silo.
Posted by Connieri6 (from Johnston, RI) on July 7, 2008 at 7:48 AM:
I need to move that silo.
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on July 7, 2008 at 8:11 AM:
Ha!
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Subject: I swear,
Posted by Dyson (from Moneta, VA) on July 5, 2008 at 8:40 PM:
It was just a seed awhile ago! How an I going to transplant this? How much does a crane cost per hour? Where is my chainsaw? Let it grow, there is more room elsewhere, and if not we will make some.
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on July 5, 2008 at 8:43 PM:
That's great :)
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Posted by bigcityal (from Menasha, WI) on July 5, 2008 at 10:25 PM:
That silo grew a lot bigger than the tag said!
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Subject: What you have to go through...
Posted by victorgardener (from Lower Hudson Valley, NY) on July 5, 2008 at 1:49 PM:
...when someone with a big red dog moves next door!
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on July 5, 2008 at 1:55 PM:
**snickering** :)
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Subject: Curb appeal.....they told me...
Posted by Sheila_FW (from Fort Worth, TX) on July 5, 2008 at 12:27 PM:
"They told me I needed to put in plants that could be seen from the road for curb appeal, if I wanted to sell my place"
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on July 5, 2008 at 1:33 PM:
**Snort** :)
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Posted by Poppa39 (from Folkestone
(United Kingdom)) on July 7, 2008 at 6:22 AM:
That'll take a good deal of "Round up" (British weed killer)
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Subject: No Wabbits or Deer...
Posted by darius (from Marion, VA) on July 5, 2008 at 11:31 AM:
No Wabbits or Deer are gonna chew on MY trunk!
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on July 5, 2008 at 11:44 AM:
LOL !!!
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Posted by randbponder (from Hornick, IA) on July 5, 2008 at 11:37 PM:
darius, I didn't look at this untill this evening. My thoughts were the same. That would be the ultimate rabbit guard.
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Subject: Container Gardening
Posted by gabagoo (from Yonkers, NY) on July 5, 2008 at 6:56 AM:
Container gardening - taken to a whole new level.
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Posted by ladygardener1 (from Near Lake Erie, NW, PA) on July 5, 2008 at 8:12 AM:
" John, I think that Container plant would look better at the left end of the barn"
"Mary, thats the 3rd time you had me move that thing, would you make up your mind!"
This message was edited Jul 5, 2008 7:48 PM
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on July 5, 2008 at 11:44 AM:
those are hysterical !
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Posted by lavender4ever (from (Louise) Otoe, NE) on July 5, 2008 at 12:48 PM:
Oh man I am really dreading the repotting next year!
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on July 5, 2008 at 1:33 PM:
Ha !!
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Posted by gardenwife (from Newark, OH) on July 5, 2008 at 2:29 PM:
Good ones!
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Posted by KyWoods (from Melbourne, KY) on July 5, 2008 at 6:58 PM:
ROFL
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Posted by sweetpp55 (from Everett, WA) on July 7, 2008 at 11:20 PM:
Holy poop!
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Subject: Miracle Gro?
Posted by MistyMeadows (from Payneville, KY) on July 5, 2008 at 6:28 AM:
I think I used too much Miracle Gro. My spicy globe basil is bigger than the barn!
;) Kathy
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on July 5, 2008 at 11:44 AM:
he he he :)
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Subject: No Glass Ceiling Here!
Posted by TamaraFaye (from Fritch, TX) on July 5, 2008 at 2:47 AM:
Well, not anymore...
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on July 5, 2008 at 11:45 AM:
Ha !! :)
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Subject: burgeoning or donjoning?
Posted by jjacques (from LE TAMPON
(Reunion (French))) on July 5, 2008 at 1:01 AM:
burgeoning or donjoning?
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Posted by Dea (from Frederick, MD) on July 5, 2008 at 11:45 AM:
